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Hello Kittens,

For years now, I’ve been doling out advice to friends and family – bringing a little dose of wisdom wrapped in wit, sprinkled with satire and sauteed in drama to those who can’t seem to get their shit together. I’ve helped to prevent fashion catastrophes, stupid career choices and petty romantic theatrics…all from the comfort of my martini glass.

Recently though, it has occurred to me that I should probably share my unconventional wisdom on a larger scale. I heard about these new-fangled things called blogs – and apparently they are all the rage…so here I am.

So get in. Sit down. Hold on…and prepare for me to get all wise to your shit.

Love ya like a Prada shoe sale,

Aunt Johnny

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